My Year! Where is she going?

I got a magezine in the mail recently. I was expecting it so that's no biggie.

What I wasn't expecting was for it to be assuming that I was failing at life this year.

There was a list of 80-things-that-you-should-start-doing-because-you-probably-already-failed-at-your-resolutions...loser.

Joke's on them - I never started "resolutions". Mwahaha. I did read this list. And a lot of stuff was things I was doing anyhow as a responsible human. Take that world! I can behave like a grown-up without your reminders!

Thus far I have accomplished

1. No eating nice things for 3 months.
2. Can almost do a handstand using the wall to walk up.
3. Enrolled in university.
4. Played some piano but wasn't progressing very much then life got busy so I stopped for a while.
5. Panicked over my crippling debt. Resolved to never have nice things.
6. Remembering the cold and how much I hate to feel it.

So fairly productive if I do say so myself.

I have been behaving as responsibly as is feasible. I find the less money I have the more feasible it is to act like a grown up. "No I can't come to the bar, I'm just going to have an early night."

Also, if you stop eating crap foods for a while (like 3 months) and then try to eat them again...you poop like a baby. You basically have to shower before you feel like you are presentable in public again. This becomes further incentive to not eat crap foods. But sometimes you really just need to have a strawberry-cheesecake chimichanga...and future you can deal with that shame.

But the year is 1/3 over. My life is a pattern of trying to claw my way out of debt and looking at shiny things I can't have. But someday...someday all of the nice things will be mine. And I will rule over them all and crush those who dare oppose me!