Thursday, July 3, 2014

It'Snot Alright

People are disgusting. To the point where I feel compelled to buy a thing so I don't also become disgusting. This is the thing.

You'd think if you were advertising staying healthy, you might not put a goo factory on the box. I'm likely just bitter because I'm starting to succumb to also being a goo-monster. All the cool kids are doing it, which means it's something I should definitely avoid.

On top of all of the stress of avoiding face-goo, people are recommending books! Now I must very quickly read all of the things so I can appear outwardly intelligent and engaged with others. All I really want to do is look at people doing silly stuff on the interwebs and heal my malformed body.

The current selection has:

  • The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon
  • Justice by Michael J. Sandel
  • Dicipline & Punish by Michel Foucault
  • Daytripper by Fabio Moon & Gabriel Ba

I do want to read. I like reading. I haven't done too much reading in a while. Not sit-down-and-hammer-it-out reading anyhow. I don't suppose you should really take a hammer to a book anyhow. Libraries may frown on that behaviour.

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